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He high fived troops on his way out, and seemed to genuinely be enjoying himself. Match grade: Not applicable. This was a basic squash, with some minimal offense from Carlito. I know this show, in a way, takes place outside the regular WWE world, but it seems extremely short sighted to be jobbing out someone who's going to be in the main event of the next pay-per-view to someone who isn't. Styles hyped that they were going to have a boot camp match later on between Triple H and Shawn Michaels.

What's a boot camp match? Well, guess we'll find out! King reminded everyone that this could still be a very dangerous place as they cut to another video package. They showed signs denoting mine fields. One of the things that surprised me a bit about this show was that there seemed to be more female soldiers than ever, which I thought was great. Another soldier said that, when they first landed there, just in that general area, there were six to eight million land mines in that area alone.

One soldier said that mines were the scariest part of being in Afghanistan. A soldier said that they cleared four million mines this year of that six to eight million. Sergeant Robert Boyce of Med Company said that the first week they were there they discovered this door in their living quarters that they couldn't go through because it hadn't been cleared for booby traps and mines.

They said it was a tedious process and it took days to just clear yards. Every day they have controlled explosions, and they have a team whose entire job is just to clear mines. Cena was shown talking to troops as well. Sergeant Dustin Prowell of the th said that they have remnants of mines, and showed an anti personnel mine that isn't powerful enough to take out a vehicle, but will give you a flat tire and will take off your foot and leg.

They showed various natives who had lost legs. They said that their de-miners had recovered a lot of mines, and they showed bags and bags filled with them. They said they would destroy them with C4, detonating the mines. They were in bunkers while the mines were set off. Shelton Benjamin and Trish Stratus were also with this group. Benjamin talked about how the explosion was so strong that he felt it in his heart. The troops talked about how, every time they go out, they're making a difference in someone's life.

Santa Claus! King wanted to know how the Coach got to introduce Santa Claus. Santa came out to "Sleigh Ride" in an army uniform with white trim, without much of a belly, and an absolutely ridiculously fake Santa beard. King said it was worse than Tomko's Ha! The oversized white facial hair largely obscured "Santa's" face. Coach sat on the middle rope to let "Santa" into the ring. Coach said that Santa had come a long way and had a message for the troops.

He said he had known Vincent McMahon since he was an evil little boy. He said that Vince had grown up to be a good supporter of the American troops, he has to disagree with him about one thing. McMahon said that the world has forgotten about our troops, causing the crowd to troops.

There may be some brave people there, but this place, if it were any better, would suck. A person of his distinction, Saint Nick, came here and had to use a Port-a-potty. There was no Dom Perignon for his reindeer, and said you might as well name it Rehabistan. He said that Santa knew what to do, and he knew bad people when he saw them.

There will be no more holidays, he's even canceling their leave! This drew huge boos from the troops. The troops broke into a "You suck! As this promo went on, it became more and more clear that "Santa" was really Smackdown's own JBL, and Styles noted that he was starting to sound familiar. It was another Santa! Santa came out, complete with red suit, long white beard, and a bag of presents! Got something for your friendly neighborhood Raw reviewer, Santa? Styles said that this is the Santa that he leaves milk and cookies for.

Man, I wish I had some milk and cookies now. King thanked Styles for the singing cats CD that he gave King last year, and noted it was a future garage sale item. Coach wanted to know what was up, and said that there couldn't be two Santa Clauses there at the same time.

JBL Santa pointed at the other Santa accusatorially. Coach asked Santa 2 who he was. He told Coach to hold on, and called him Co-ho-ho-oach. He said he was the real Santa, and soon he would be delivering toys to all the good servicemen and women, right here , in Afghanistan, and gave a thumbs up! King caught on that this sounded a little like an old friend.

Styles asked if Santa just got a cheap pop! JBL Santa said that the only ho, ho, hos around here are the divas, and he just canceled Christmas! The crowd booed. Santa 2 said there was only one way to prove who the real Santa was.

Just like they used to do at the North Pole, he proposed a no ho-ho-holds barred match! Where anything go-ho-ho-hos! Santa 2 held his ear to the crowd for their cheers. A referee ran down and it was on! Match analysis: JBL sucker punched Santa from behind! He ripped off his hat, clearly showing it was JBL. Foley grabbed his bag of presents as JBL did a Santa belly laugh, and hit him right in the head. JBL bumps for the presents! Mick threw another shot that JBL didn't sell much, but he did stagger for another present bag shot, and then a running Santa toy sack shot took JBL down!

Foley pulled out a pair of salad tongs from his bag and grabbed JBL by the balls! Oh my! King said that, during the holidays, those were referred to as "chestnuts. Santa tossed his beard to the crowd, opened his jacket, and pulled a pillow out from under his shirt.

Styles sarcastically noted that he knew there had to be some padding under there. Foley hit JBL with the pillow and did a Cactus Jack style bang, bang, but since it was just a pillow, Foley turned around into a big boot! Styles said that "Mickles" got carried away there with the pillow. Foley pulled out Mr. Foley wins! Post-match analysis: Mick Santa celebrated his win, climbing the ropes in the corner. King said this was one of the most disheveled Santas he had ever seen. They showed some of the Polish Special Forces watching.

Foley threw a wreath to fans, and threw his Santa hat to other troops. JBL, being the gung ho guy for the troops that he is, did the job here while heeling it up.

His pre-match promo was pure gold. A nice short comedy match. My favorite was Foley's attack with the pillow. Styles introduced the next video package by saying that freedom in Afghanistan means a free press, and the press loved meeting the WWE superstars. They showed a WWE Afghanistan press conference. John Cena and Trish Stratus were the two they had give the press conference, as the heavyweight and women's champs respectively. Cena said they were giving the Afghani people a taste of American culture.

Trish talked about how they felt the first time they came to Afghanistan, and noted she was particularly pleased by the building of women's schools.

Cena talked about how great it was and that he didn't know what to expect, but would go back to the US with nothing but positive words, and thanked the Afghani people as a whole. Vince then tossed Eric into the back of a garbage truck and drove him off. They showed another clip from Bagram, and showed a giant twin-rotor helicopter landing.

Styles talked about how King would make a good GM, and King said he couldn't afford the cut in pay. They did the sponsorships with footage of helicopters in the background.

Maybe that should be "journalists. Rita talked about how, when the idea was pitched to her to go with WWE to Afghanistan, she was taken aback a little, but when she thought about it, she felt that it could be a wonderful story, showing these guys who have nerves of steel in the ring, and show a different side of them. Rita was shown traveling with the WWE. One of the best parts of this was that you saw a somewhat tired looking JBL on the bus, looking somewhat comical.

JBL talked about how being there was just to let the troops know they support them, and it's not political, and they have no agenda but to tell them thank you. They showed Vince stepping off the plane, followed by Rita, then Triple H. Gotta keep that hierarchy in place! In the WWE studios, Vince McMahon said that Rita and her producing team were real troopers, and that they didn't have any special accomodations other than what the wrestlers did, saying that they were right there, interacting with the troops.

They showed more clips from the specials, as well as some behind the scenes clips. I love that they included the clip of the kid who said that the main reason he was there was college money. It came off a bit more awkward on the original special, as he struggled to think of other reasons he was there.

Triple H said that Rita really wanted to know the behind the scenes stories and put over Rita's passion. It was, like much of the special, pretty awkward originally, as they noted that they both talk using voice over Internet software already. He just responded that, if they knew where he was, they would have him. Well, that was somewhat curt. Rita said she was somewhat scared being in Afghanistan. Joshua Burrell of the th Military Police Company said that every time they left "the Wire" they're always on alert, as it is dangerous.

Rita said that, every time she worried about her own safety, it was nothing compared to what the troops went through. Triple H said that you realize where you are and what is going down in these places. Vince talked about how something could always explode. Triple H noted that all the helicopters have gunners. Vince said that they have all had experiences where they've lost someone or know of someone who lost someone. One soldier talked about how they had lost their medic, and when Coach asked what happened, the soldier said he was lost on a regular patrol.

Candice, Vince, and Triple H were also with this soldier. He was lost to an IUD. Vince said that you can also see the resolve. They played the clip from the Rita specials of Vince making the troops call him "sir. JBL said that the atmosphere during the last shots with Rita was electric. They showed more clips from the special.

Rita said that they did the spots right on the base, and that the time difference was definitely a factor. They were nine and a half a half?

Big Show said that, at that time of day, he's usually dreaming of free buffets. Vince said it was cold, and Rita noted it was 20 degrees. Vince said that the troops had the best time. Rita talked about bringing the wrestlers out on each show, and starting, of course, with Vince McMahon.

She said he was "the general" on the base, because all the soldiers looked up to him. Big Show, in a funny spot from the shows, danced a little with one of the female troops.

Rita talked about the divas, who made one soldier feel very nice, saying that he was their new boyfriend. They had footage of Cena talking about how they never felt safer due to the troops, and called them the best security money could be.

Rita said, after their on air part was done, they stuck around, shaking the hands of all the soldiers. Trish Stratus was shown giving autographs. Ned Friedrich, one of the cameramen, talked about how great the WWE superstars were.

Rita said that she was an honorary diva now. Oh, brother. She didn't know if she could wear the attire though. Yeah, that might not be a great idea. Rick Scavetta, Media Relations Chief said hello to his family. Pre-match analysis: Shelton Benjamin was out next. They showed some of the troops rockign out to his "Ain't no stoppin' me noooowwwww!

Gene Snitsky was out next, and it wasn't his fault! King and Styles thanked the America Supports You program. King said that Snitsky's beard was worse than that of the phony santa.

Match analysis: Styles asked if the recent losing streak of Shelton Benjamin would continue in Afghanistan. Snitsky shoved Benjamin's face. Snitsky hit a shoulder block. A graphic at the bottom of the screen thanked the technical staff in Afghanistan.

Snitsky exposed the top turnbuckle. Benjamin had a yellow ribbon in support of the troops on the back of his kickpad the thing that goes over his boots. Benjamin countered a suplex in midair, landing on his feet and hitting a neckbreaker. Snitsky made his way back to his feet and went for a clothesline, but Benjamin ducked and delivered a series of punches, followed by a flying forearm and a knee lift to the face to a Snitsky on his knees.

Shelton climbed to the top rope and delivered a top rope clothesline to Snitsky. Benjamin then went for a ten punch on the mat, but he could pulled off with only about five punches and got a talking to from the ref. Benjamin went for a Stinger splash, running into the exposed turnbuckle, then ran into a Snitsky big boot. Snitsky covered, Benjamin loses! Post-match analysis: Snitsky has the honor of being the first heel on the show to win! Will he be the last? Snitsky celebrated his win, and King compared his popularity to that of the Taliban.

Little bit harsh, isn't it? They showed a replay of Snitsky giving Benjamin the big boot for the win. Shelton Benjamin gets jobbed out again on the way to the arrival of Mama Benjamin.

God help us all. Snitsky seems to have lost a bit of muscle mass lately, and his back acne is clearing up. Take that as you will. Shelton Benjamin is so good, and this is pretty sad, as I don't think any of these losing streak angles have ever worked. Just ask Matt Hardy. They went to another video package of CHief Master Sergeant John Alderton talked about the Taliban Tavern, saying that, in the days of the Taliban, this was one of the places they worked out of, and was one of the last mud huts in Kandahar.

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The matches may be scripted, but the physicality is still real in many ways. However, in pro wrestling, the performers also have to take on personas and do some form of acting.

Many wrestlers end up taking the acting into realms beyond the squared circle. Dozens of wrestlers have acted in movies and films. Some have found success, others were maybe better off sticking to the staged fighting. Also, for the sake of ease, we are using the names they are known as in their wrestling careers.

No need to break kayfabe. Hogan was one of the first wrestlers to truly crossover into being a superstar. Now, were his movies all that good? We owe it to the power of Marvel that they managed to turn the Guardians of the Galaxy into popular characters that could make huge money at the box office. Wrestlers becoming action stars is maybe not that big of a surprise. After all, many of them are huge dudes with muscles.

Andre was, well, giant, which certainly was considered when it came to casting the massive man in a movie. What has been the biggest TV show in the last few years? Steele played a wild man in his wrestling career, including eating turnbuckles. That was just a gimmick, of course. He really made Bonesaw pop in his couple of minutes on the screen.

WWE decided they wanted to make films, which made it just a bit easier for some of their wrestlers to get acting roles. In fact, Ventura is in one of the seminal action films of all time. Our personal favorite acting turn by the former Hunter Hearst Helmsley? No, but that means two wrestlers Goldberg and Hogan have played ersatz Santas. In wrestling, Edge was known for being able to do comedy and actually be funny, a rare skill for a wrestler or be serious.